What to do in Zurich

Zurich is a city of numbers. There are so many things to count. For example if you are sitting in the Tram and are bored, try to count some funny things, famous for Zurich! The easiest thing to count is a Louis Vuitton bag. It's incredible how many you see on the street. There are the rich ladys, with big shades, Tod's loafers and golden rings on every finger of their veiny hands. Then the teenage girls, with their fake ones, broken at some parts. You can count man without suits, dogs that look like rats, which are as fashionable as their masters, or try rusty cars, that's a hard one. One morning while I was standing in the kitchen waiting for the water to be boiled, I counted nine Porsches within five minutes. That's a record! What do you count in Zurich?